Corpulent Queens
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Week of August 31, 2026
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Amanda Thompson
San Antonio, TexasContent creator
A content creator out of San Antonio, and the first Corpulent Queen. She claims her city without being asked twice, her order is six wings with fried rice, and she would rather you texted.
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Five Questions for Amanda
- Where you from, and where do you claim?
- I'm San Antonio, Tx and I proudly claim it.

- What's your go-to order?
- 6 Piece Wings with Fried Rice

- Best or worst pickup line anyone's ever tried on you?
- I can't remember but it was something about liking chocolate. It was a white guy at a bar.

- What song makes you act up the second it comes on?
- That new song Pink Blush by Dolly Babe

- Text, call, or leave me alone?
- Text, I hardly answer unless I know you or expect you to call.











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