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2026 season · Preseason watch list

The Pocket Monster Board

The big men, finally getting top billing. College football’s offensive linemen, graded on tape — Power conferences to Division II. Three Linemen of the Week come off this board every week. Five walk away as Pocket Monsters when the season ends.

Preseason board. These are the names the draft industry says matter. Starting this week, the tape gets a vote — big men rise, big names fall.

An original anime-style undead lineman in a white jersey numbered 73, grey-green skin and stitched forearms, sliding laterally in a pass-protection stance with one arm punching forward.

#73 · Tackles

Tackles

A tackle's job is not getting moved. A zombie is the thing that will not go down.

  1. 1

    Trevor Goosby

    Opens at 1 on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 offensive tackles.

  2. 2

    Jordan Seaton

    Opens at 2 on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 offensive tackles.

  3. 3

    Lance Heard

    Opens at 3 on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 offensive tackles.

  4. 4

    Ian Moore

    Opens at 4 on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 offensive tackles.

  5. 5

    Trevor Lauck

    Opens at 5 on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 offensive tackles. Started on the line that won the 2025 Joe Moore Award.

An original anime-style werewolf lineman in a deep red jersey numbered 64, wolf snout past the facemask and fur along the forearms, pulling laterally out of his stance.

#64 · Guards

Guards

A guard pulls — he explodes sideways out of his stance and hunts a defender in open space. That is the chase.

  1. 1

    Greg Johnson

    Highest guard on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 interior offensive line (2nd overall on that board).

  2. 2

    Luke Montgomery

    3rd on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 interior offensive line, listed there as guard/center; PFF lists him at guard. Filed under guards until his own coaches settle it.

  3. 3

    Jesse Perry

    4th on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 interior offensive line.

  4. 4

    Austin Siereveld

    6th on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 interior offensive line.

  5. 5

    Evan Tengesdahl

    7th on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 interior offensive line; 3rd on the PFF early 2027 interior offensive line rankings.

An original anime-style vampire lineman with dark brown skin in a gold jersey numbered 55, pointed ears and fangs, crouched over the football with one hand on the laces and the other arm out calling the protection.

#55 · Centers

Centers

The center makes the protection call before anyone is allowed to hit anyone. The vampire is the one who commands.

  1. 1

    Kade Pieper

    Tops the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 interior offensive line as a center. PFF lists him at GUARD on the same class — a real split between two boards, recorded rather than resolved. Filed at center on CBS's designation.

  2. 2

    Iapani Laloulu

    9th on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 interior offensive line; 2nd on the PFF early 2027 interior offensive line rankings, the highest center on it.

  3. 3

    Anthony Boswell

    5th on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 interior offensive line.

  4. 4

    Justin Evans

    4th on the PFF early 2027 interior offensive line rankings, which has him moving from guard to centre.

  5. 5

    Braelin Moore

    10th on the CBS Sports 2027 top-10 interior offensive line.

The fine print, kept short: eligibility is a published draft board naming a man (any division qualifies the week he’s named); where boards disagree about a player’s position, his line says so; where the film isn’t enough to grade honestly, the spot stays empty over a guess. Full charter →

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